Julia Louis-Dreyfus credited as playing...
Elaine Benes
- Jerry Seinfeld: She was on his right side. He can't make a move with his left hand. Can't go left.
- Elaine Marie Benes: He can't go left.
- Jerry Seinfeld: No. I'm lefty. Can't go right. What about women? Do they go left or right?
- Elaine Marie Benes: No. We just play defense.
- Elaine Marie Benes: Come on, don't you think they seem a bit too perfect?
- Jerry Seinfeld: Yes they do.
- Elaine Marie Benes: I never knew you were so much into breasts. I thought you were a leg man.
- Jerry Seinfeld: Leg man? Why would I be a leg man? I don't need legs. I have legs.
- Elaine Marie Benes: You've dated women with nose jobs before, so what's the big deal?
- Jerry Seinfeld: You don't touch the nose, you don't aspire to reach the nose, you don't unhook anything to get to the nose and no man has ever tried to look up a woman's nostril!
- Elaine Marie Benes: You know, sometimes when I think you're the shallowest man I've ever met, you somehow manage to drain a little more out of the pool