Lawrence Tierney credited as playing...
Alton Benes
- Alton Benes: Which one's supposed to be the funny guy?
- George Costanza: Oh, he's the comedian.
- Jerry Seinfeld: I'm just a regular person.
- George Costanza: No, no. He's just being modest.
- Alton Benes: We had a funny guy with us in Korea. A tailgunner. They blew his brains out all over the Pacific. There's nothing funny about that!
- [George is softly singing "Master of the House" from "Les Miserables" under his breath]
- Alton Benes: Pipe down, chorus boy!
- [last lines]
- Alton Benes: [sings] Master of the house, dolling out the charm, ready with a handshake and an open palm...