Michael Richards credited as playing...
Cosmo Kramer
- Cosmo Kramer: [talking about Dr. Whatley's dentistry practice in a slurred voice] He's got a new policy. Adults only. It's great. You don't have to watch your language.
- Jerry: You feel the need to use a lot of obscenities at the dentist?
- Cosmo Kramer: When they pull that needle out, I let the ex-ple-tives fly!
- Jerry Seinfeld: Don't you see what happened here? He couldn't talk, he's wearing these shoes, he's drooling.
- Cosmo Kramer: What?
- Elaine Benes: He thinks you're mentally challenged. What happens when you show up. He'll see that you're not.
- Jerry Seinfeld: Not necessarily.
- Jerry: [as Kramer is drinking water and drooling] Hey! Hey! Watch it! You're drooling all over the floor. How much Novocaine did that guy give you?
- Cosmo Kramer: Well.. I can't hold the water.