Jason Alexander credited as playing...
George Costanza
- George Costanza: Didja see the way she was looking at me?
- Jerry Seinfeld: She's a Nazi, George. A Nazi!
- George Costanza: I know, I know. Kind of a cute Nazi though.
- George Costanza: [reading O'Brien's speech out loud in the limousine] "... And the Jews steal our money through their Zionist occupied government and use the black man to bring drugs into our oppressed white minority communities."
- Jerry Seinfeld: You're not going to open with that, are you?
- George Costanza: [pretending to be a white supremacist to get a free limo ride] Ahhh, ASTROTURF! You know who's responsible for that, don't ya? The JEWS!
- George Costanza: Let's just jump out of the car.
- Jerry Seinfeld: We're doing 60 miles an hour!
- George Costanza: So we jump and roll. You won't get hurt.
- Jerry Seinfeld: Who are you, Mannix?
- Eva: [Eva is lying on top of George, using her body as a shield] Ohhh, I'm ready to die for you.
- George Costanza: Thats... that's really very nice of you, Eva. Thank you.