Phil Morris credited as playing...
Jackie Chiles
- Cosmo Kramer: Well you know they don't allow outside drinks in the movie theater. So I had to put it in my shirt and sneak it in.
- Jackie Chiles: Yeah, see they like to sell their own coffee.
- Cosmo Kramer: Yeah, now is that going to be a problem?
- Jackie Chiles: Yeah that's going to be a problem. It's gonna be a problem for them. This a clear violation of your rights as a consumer. It's an infringement on your constitutional rights. It's outrageous, egregious, preposterous.
- Cosmo Kramer: It's definitely preposterous.
- Jackie Chiles: So. Then what happened?
- Cosmo Kramer: Well I was trying to get to my seat and I had to step over someone and I kind of got pushed and it spilled on me.
- Jackie Chiles: Was there a top on it?
- Cosmo Kramer: Yeah
- Jackie Chiles: Now did you put the top on or did they put the top on for you?
- Cosmo Kramer: No. They put the top on.
- Jackie Chiles: And they made the top. You didn't make the top did you?
- [Kramer motions that he did not make the top]
- Jackie Chiles: [to secretary over intercom] Suzie. I want you to go down to Java World. Get me a cafe latte with a top.
- [to Kramer]
- Jackie Chiles: We're gonna run some test on that top. Have you been to the doctor?
- Cosmo Kramer: No. No, I haven't.
- Jackie Chiles: Suzie. Call Dr. Bison. Set up an appointment for Mr. Kramer here. Tell him it's from me.
- Cosmo Kramer: So, what do you think, Mr. Chiles.
- Jackie Chiles: Jackie
- Cosmo Kramer: Jackie. I mean, we have a chance?
- Jackie Chiles: Do we have a chance? You get me one coffee drinker on that jury, you gonna walk outta there a rich man.