Julia Louis-Dreyfus credited as playing...
Elaine Benes
- Elaine Benes: [Taking about Jerry's relationship with his maid] Have you gone out?
- Jerry Seinfeld: Yes! We have!
- Elaine Benes: Where?
- Jerry Seinfeld: To the store.
- Elaine Benes: What, to get cleaning supplies?
- Jerry Seinfeld: A-and gum!
- Elaine Benes: Oh, that's nice. Nothing's more satisfying than diddlin' the maid and chewing some gum.
- Elaine Benes: You're paying a woman to come to your house and sleep with you.
- Jerry Seinfeld: No. I pay her to clean. The rest is...
- Elaine Benes: What? A health plan?
- Jerry Seinfeld: I was going to say, being a good host.