Michael Richards credited as playing...
Cosmo Kramer
- Jerry: Well,where are you?
- Cosmo Kramer: I'm at the corner of first, and first. Wait a minute. How can the same street intersect with itself? I must be at the nexus of the universe!
- Jerry: Hello?
- Operator: You hve a collect call from...
- Cosmo Kramer: Hey, buddy. Don't say no!
- Jerry: Accept.
- Jerry Seinfeld: [phone rings] Hello?
- Operator: [Elaine points to door, and Jerry shoos her off] You have a collect call from...
- Cosmo Kramer: Hey, buddy. Don't say no!
- Jerry Seinfeld: [sighs] Accept.
- Jerry Seinfeld: [Talking about Kramer being lost] What's around you?
- Cosmo Kramer: I'm looking at Ray's pizza. You know where that is?
- Jerry Seinfeld: [Looks surprised] Is it Famous Ray's?
- Cosmo Kramer: [Looks] No, it's just original.
- Jerry Seinfeld: [Looks even more suprised] Famous ORIGINAL Ray's?
- Cosmo Kramer: It's just original, Jerry!
- Jerry Seinfeld: Well, what street are you on?
- Cosmo Kramer: I'm on the corner of first, and first. Wait a minute. How can the same street intersect with itself? I must be at the nexus of the universe!