Julia Louis-Dreyfus credited as playing...
Elaine Benes
- Elaine Benes: Can I have a medium Diet Coke?
- Concessionaire: Do you want the medium size or the middle size?
- Elaine Benes: What's the difference?
- Concessionaire: Well, we have three sizes: medium, large, and jumbo.
- Elaine Benes: What happened to the small?
- Concessionaire: There is no small. Small's medium.
- Elaine Benes: What's medium?
- Concessionaire: Medium is large, and large is jumbo.
- Elaine Benes: Okay. Give me the large.
- Concessionaire: That's medium.
- Elaine Benes: Right! Can I have a small popcorn?
- Concessionaire: There is no small. Child size is small.
- Elaine Benes: What's medium?
- Concessionaire: Adult.
- Elaine Benes: Do adults ever order the child size?
- Concessionaire: Not usually.
- Elaine Benes: Okay. Give me the adult.
- Concessionaire: Do you want butter?
- Elaine Benes: Is it real butter?
- Concessionaire: It's butter flavored!
- Elaine Benes: But what is it made of?
- Concessionaire: It's yellow!
- Elaine Benes: You know, men can sit through the most pointless boring movie if there's the slightest possibility that a woman will take her top off.
- George Costanza: So, what's your point?
- Elaine Benes: I will buy your popcorn and soda, and we'll call it even.
- George Costanza: I'll tell you what. Give me the 20. I'll buy you a popcorn and a soda, and I'll throw in a bonbons.
- Elaine Benes: George, you're sapping my strength.