Jason Alexander credited as playing...
George Costanza
- Allison: What's going on?
- George Costanza: Alright, I'll tell you the truth. I'm not gay. My name's Buck Naked. I'm a porno actor.
- Allison: [excited] Really?
- George Costanza: Oh my God!
- George Costanza: Jerry, did you wash this pear?
- Jerry Seinfeld: Yeah, I washed it.
- George Costanza: It looks like it hasn't been washed.
- Jerry Seinfeld: [annoyed] So *wash it*.
- George Costanza: You hear the way he talks to me?
- Sharon: You should hear how *my* boyfriend talks to me...
- George Costanza: Let me ask you something. What do you think of this shirt?
- Sharon: It's nice.
- George Costanza: Jerry said he didn't like it...
- Jerry Seinfeld: I didn't say I didn't like it. I said it was okay...
- George Costanza: No, you said you didn't like it.
- Jerry Seinfeld: Oh, so what if I don't like it! Is that like the end of the world or something?
- George Costanza: I just thought of a great name for myself if I ever become a porno actor.
- Jerry Seinfeld: Oh yeah, what, Buck Naked?
- George Costanza: Yeah. How did you know?
- Jerry Seinfeld: You told me that already, like 2 months ago.
- George Costanza: I'm gay! I'm a gay man! I'm very, very gay!
- Allison: You're gay?
- George Costanza: Extraordinarily gay. Steeped in gayness.
- George Costanza: You know there are tribes in Indonesia where if you keep your coat on in somebody's house, the families go to war!
- Jerry Seinfeld: We're not gay! Not that there's anything wrong with that.
- George Costanza: No, of course not.
- Jerry Seinfeld: I mean that's fine if that's who you are.
- George Costanza: Absolutely.
- Jerry Seinfeld: I mean I have many gay friends.
- George Costanza: My father's gay!