Jason Alexander credited as playing...
George Costanza
- Jerry: [discussing throwing away a thank you card] It was a thank you card from Kristin because I'm doing the PBS drive. I mean how long am I supposed to keep it?
- George Costanza: The rule is a minimum of two days.
- Jerry: You making that up or you know what you're talking about?
- George Costanza: I'm making it up.
- Jerry: I mean really what is the point of saving it? I could see if I had a mantle.
- George Costanza: Ah, well. A mantle is a whole different story. If my parents had a mantle, I might be a completely different person.