Jason Alexander credited as playing...
George Costanza
- George Costanza: You have no idea of the *magnitude* of this thing! If she is allowed to infiltrate this world, then George Costanza as you know him, *ceases* to exist! You see, right now, I have Relationship George, but there is also Independent George. That's the George you know, the George you grew up with - Movie George, Coffee Shop George, Liar George, Bawdy George.
- Jerry Seinfeld: I love that George.
- George Costanza: Me too! And he's dying Jerry! If Relationship George walks through this door, he will kill Independent George! A George, divided against itself, *cannot* stand!
- Jerry Seinfeld: Hey Elaine.
- Elaine Benes: Hey.
- Jerry Seinfeld: Who do you think would win in a fight between me and gorgeous George here?
- Elaine Benes: You mean in a real *fight* fight?
- Jerry Seinfeld: Mano a baldo.
- Elaine Benes: George.
- George Costanza: Ah-Ha!
- Jerry Seinfeld: Why?
- Elaine Benes: George fights dirty.
- Jerry Seinfeld: Really? What would you do?
- George Costanza: Pull hair, poke eyes, groin stuff. Whatever I gotta do.
- Jerry Seinfeld: Hmm.
- George Costanza: I know they're in there! The three of them! Laughing at me! Together! Laughing and lying! It's, it's killing independent George! They're, they're, they're all in on it! Worlds are colliding!
- Cosmo Kramer: Using your touch-tone keypad, please enter the first three letters of the movie title, now.
- [Kramer has no idea which buttons George pressed]
- Cosmo Kramer: You've selected Agent Zero? If that's correct, press one.
- George Costanza: What?
- Cosmo Kramer: You've selected Brown-Eyed Girl? If this is correct, press one... Why don't you just tell me the name of the movie you selected?
- George Costanza: Chunnel?
- Cosmo Kramer: To find the theater nearest you, please enter your zip code.
- [George enters his zip code and Kramer has no idea which numbers he entered]
- Cosmo Kramer: Why don't you just tell me where you want to see the movie?
- George Costanza: Well, that was really a stupid thing! You know what's gonna happen now?
- Jerry Seinfeld: Worlds collide.
- George Costanza: Yeah!
- Jerry Seinfeld: Because this world is your sanctuary... and if that world comes in contact with this world...
- George Costanza: Yes! It blows up! So, if you know that, what did you tell Elaine for?
- Jerry Seinfeld: I didn't know. Kramer told me about the worlds.
- George Costanza: You couldn't figure out the worlds theory for yourself? It's just common sense! Anybody knows you gotta keep your worlds apart!