Michael Richards credited as playing...
Cosmo Kramer
- Jerry: [Sarcastically] Kramer, I love you.
- Cosmo Kramer: [Without missing a beat] I love you too, buddy!
- [Kramer has just taken his built-up anger out on the computers George intended to return]
- George Costanza: Why couldn't you squeeze one of those stupid rubber balls to get your stress out? Whyyyyy did you have to destroy twenty-five computers?
- Cosmo Kramer: [eating an orange] George, you listen to me. I owe you one.
- Cosmo Kramer: Simple, you let out one emotion, all the rest come with it. It's like Endora's box.
- Jerry Seinfeld: That was the mother on Bewitched. You mean Pandora.
- Jerry Seinfeld: Yeah, well she had one too.