Daniel von Bargen credited as playing...
Kruger
- Kruger: George, we have a problem. There's a memo, here, from accounting telling me there's no such thing as the Human Fund.
- George Costanza: Well, there could be.
- Kruger: But there isn't.
- George Costanza: Well, I - I could, Uh, I could give the money back. Here.
- [George hands the cheque back to Kruger]
- Kruger: George, I don't get it. If there's no Human Fund, those donation cards were fake. You better have a damn good reason why you gave me a fake Christmas gift.
- George Costanza: Well, sir, I - I gave out the fake card, because, um, I don't really celebrate Christmas. I, um, I celebrate Festivus.
- Kruger: Feminist?
- George Costanza: Festivus, Sir. And, uh, I was afraid that I would be persecuted for my beliefs. They drove my family out of Bayside, Sir!
- Kruger: Are you making all this up, too?
- George Costanza: Oh, no, Sir. Festivus is all too real. And... I could prove it - if I had to.
- Kruger: Yeah, you probably should.