Jerry Seinfeld credited as playing...
Jerry Seinfeld
- Elaine Benes: [Elaine reenters] I forgot my glasses.
- Jerry Seinfeld: He can wipe out his checking account in a single bounce!
- Elaine Benes: Keep 'em.
- [leaves]
- George Costanza: It's a big night. I'm, uh, ice skating with one and going to a staged reading of Godspell with the other.
- Jerry Seinfeld: Which is with who?
- George Costanza: It doesn't matter.
- Jerry Seinfeld: Hey, where have you been?
- George Costanza: Seeing Maura. Apparently, I was unable to break up beyond a reasonable doubt.
- Jerry Seinfeld: You killed Fredo.
- Cosmo Kramer: Fredo was weak and stupid. He shouldn't have eaten that key.
- George Costanza: [Elaine thinks her boyfriend is a super hero] Who is this? Blue Arrow?
- Elaine Benes: No, Green Lantern.
- Jerry Seinfeld: We found out his super power is lack of money.
- Elaine Benes: Very funny.
- Jerry Seinfeld: He's invulnerable to creditors.
- Elaine Benes: Ha ha.
- Jerry Seinfeld: He's the "Got No Green" Lantern.
- Elaine Benes: All right, that's enough.
- George Costanza: Hey, Elaine, maybe his girlfriend is "Lois Loan".
- Elaine Benes: Well crafted.
- [leaves]
- Cosmo Kramer: Oh. Well, would you look at that. I guess I forgot to lock it.
- Jerry Seinfeld: You mean it was open? We desecrated a pet cemetery for nothing?
- Cosmo Kramer: Well, this is one for the books, huh, Jerry? Reeeally one for the books!