Jerry Seinfeld credited as playing...
Jerry Seinfeld
- [first lines]
- Jerry Seinfeld: It's amazing to me that people will move thousands of miles away to another city. They think nothing of it. They get on a plane, boom, they're there. Okay, live there now. Yeah, just 1000 miles. I'm living over there. You know, pioneers, it took years to cross the country. Now, people will move thousands of miles just for one season. I don't think any pioneers did that. You know, "Yeah, it took us a decade to get there, and we stayed for the summer. It was nice, it had a pool, the kids loved it. And then we left about 10 years ago, and we just got back. We had a great summer, and it took us 20 years, and now our lives are over."
- [last lines]
- Jerry Seinfeld: Talk show hosts never seem to have any idea how much time is left in the show. You know, they're always looking off camera, "Do we have time? We out of time? How are we doing on time? Anybody know what the time is? Anybody checking the time?" You never see Magnum, P.I. go, "Should I strangle this guy or we going to take a break here? Can you stay for another beating? I'll tell you what, I'll bop him on the head, we'll do a commercial, come back, I'll drive in the car real fast. Stay with us."