Warren Frost credited as playing...
Henry Ross
- Elaine Benes: Oh, Mrs. Ross, Mr. Ross.
- Mrs. Ross: Oh, you're George's friend.
- Mr. Ross: We saw him in the city this weekend. What happened to his place in the Hamptons?
- Elaine Benes: [Elaine bursts out laughing and can't stop] The *Hamptons?* George Costanza? I -
- [laughs more]
- Elaine Benes: I don't think so!
- [continues laughing as she leaves]
- Elaine Benes: Have a good one.
- [George comes upon Mr. and Mrs. Ross]
- George Costanza: Rosses.
- Mr. Ross: George, we were just talking about you.
- George Costanza: [nervously] Oh...
- [more confidently]
- George Costanza: Well, sorry I missed that, uh, charity thing, but this was one of those truly glorious Hampton weekends that you always hear about.
- Mrs. Ross: [falsely interested] Really?
- George Costanza: Yeah, I may move out there.
- [the Rosses look bored]
- George Costanza: I mean it - I'll do it!... Okay, I'll see you later.... Keep it real!
- [George is driving the Rosses to the Hamptons to visit his fictitious house]
- George Costanza: ...and that leads into the master bedroom.
- Mrs. Ross: Tell us more.
- George Costanza: Wanna hear more?... The master bedroom opens into the solarium.
- Mr. Ross: Another solarium?
- George Costanza: Yes, two solariums. Quite a find.... And, I... have horses, too.
- Mr. Ross: What are their names?
- George Costanza: [after a pause] Snoopy and Prickly Pete.... Should I keep driving?
- Mrs. Ross: Oh, look: an antique stand. Pull over; we'll buy you a housewarming gift.
- George Costanza: [chuckles and speaks to himself] Housewarming gift....
- [louder]
- George Costanza: All right - we're taking it up a notch!