Michael Richards credited as playing...
Cosmo Kramer
- Jerry: So you won't believe what happened with Whatley today. It got back to him that I made this little dentist joke, and he got all offended! Those people can be so touchy.
- Cosmo Kramer: "Those people"? Listen to yourself!
- Jerry: What?
- Cosmo Kramer: You think that dentists are so different from me and you? They came to this country just like everybody else in search of a dream!
- Jerry: Whatley's from Jersey!
- Cosmo Kramer: And now he's a full-fledged American!
- Jerry: Kramer, he's just a dentist
- Cosmo Kramer: And you're an anti-dentite!
- Jerry: I am *not* an anti-dentite!
- Cosmo Kramer: You're a rabid anti-dentite! Oh, it starts with a few jokes and some slurs: "Hey, denty!" Next thing you know you'll be saying, "They should have their own schools"!
- Jerry: They *do* have their own schools!
- Cosmo Kramer: [points at Jerry] Yeah!
- Waiter: Anything to drink? Some wine perhaps?
- Mickey Abbott: I like Merlot.
- Karen: I love Merlot.
- Julie: I'm crazy about Merlot.
- Cosmo Kramer: I live for Merlot.
- Waiter: We're out of Merlot.