Willie Garson credited as playing...
Stanford Blatch
- Stanford: I missed my prom in high school because...
- Anthony Marantino: You were gay.
- Stanford: No. My girlfriend and I broke up the night before because...
- Anthony Marantino: You were gay.
- Stanford: No. I wasn't gay until...
- Anthony Marantino: You were born.
- Stanford: Never mind.
- Carrie: You know what the craziest thing is? I actually thought after everything I've been through, I might end up with my high school boyfriend. Yeah, I don't think my story's gonna get tied up like that.
- Stanford: Your boyfriend might get tied up.
- Carrie: ...and taken away! Okay, no more jokes. I might be dating him in eight to ten months.