Cynthia Nixon credited as playing...
- Miranda: [on finding out she is pregnant] WHY didn't I use a condom?
- Carrie: You didn't use a condom?
- Miranda: He has one ball, and I have a lazy ovary! In what twisted world does that create a baby? It's like the Special Olympics of conception!
- Miranda: Oh God, Carrie, is this my baby? I mean, what am I waiting for?
- Carrie: Sweetie, do you want to leave?
- Miranda: No, I can't have a baby. I could barely find the time to schedule this abortion.
