Cynthia Nixon credited as playing...
Miranda Hobbes
- Samantha: I'm sorry, but who else can I talk to about this?
- Carrie: Might I suggest no one?
- Samantha: You're my girlfriends. Help me! Have you ever had this problem?
- Miranda: Not really, but then I have to admit it's never exactly been a trip to Baskin Robbins.
- Samantha: Well, this guy is very sour, like... asparagus gone bad, or something.
- Carrie: [to waitress] Can I cancel my rice pudding? Thanks.
- Samantha: Beautiful guy. Great in bed. It's so disappointing. It's like getting a bad bottle of Beaujolais Nouveaux the first day of season.
- Miranda: It has a lot to do with nutrition. I once dated a smoker, and it affected how his tasted.
- Carrie: They should say that on the side of packs if they want to cut back sales.
- Samantha: Maybe there's something he could eat to make it sweeter!
- Carrie: Maybe you should write to Martha Stewart.
- Miranda: Dear Martha, funky spunk. Help!
- Carrie: Dear Funky Spunk, try a hint of mint!
- Samantha: It's not just asparagus, it's something else. I know. Clorox!
- Miranda: Well, at least it gets your whites whiter.
- Samantha: This is serious. I almost gagged.
- Carrie: Oh, well that is serious.
- Samantha: So what I do?
- Miranda: Just don't give him head again!
- Samantha: Hmm. I never even thought of that.
- Carrie: So what, casual head is back now?
- Samantha: It's fine, he's healthy, and I don't swallow.
- Carrie: Well, as long as you and the Center for Disease Control are fine with it...
- Miranda: You know, if the whole cum situation were reversed, do you think men would get anywhere near the stuff?
- Samantha: Well, maybe. If it tasted like beer!
- [they all laugh]