Joel Higgins credited as playing...
Edward Stratton III
- Edward Stratton III: I still have to punish you.
- Ricky Stratton: Look, Dad, that won't be necessary now.
- Edward Stratton III: [imitating Ricky] Oh yes, it will. Because I don't want you to forget that it's wrong to be mean and inconsiderate. So, except for meals, you will stay in your room for two days.
- Ricky Stratton: Oh, Dad.
- Edward Stratton III: Son, this hurts me more than it does you.
- Ricky Stratton: How can it hurt you?
- Edward Stratton III: I won't have anybody to play with.
- [last lines]
- Edward Stratton III: I almost forgot that one of our neighbors has a son your age, so I invited him over tonight.
- Ricky Stratton: Great! I really wanna make some new friends.
- Edward Stratton III: Well, you won't have to make new friends, because it turns out he knows you from military school.
- Ricky Stratton: Really? Who is it?
- Edward Stratton III: Derek Taylor.
- Ricky Stratton: Oh, no. Oh, God. Oh, no. Oh, God. Oh, no, no, no, no.
- Edward Stratton III: I sense a problem.
- Leonard Rollins: By the way, Edward... Ricky told me he's just replaced your bathroom tissue with flypaper. Now that's funny.
- [laughs and exits]
- Kate Summers: Well, Edward, what are you going to do?
- Edward Stratton III: Well, for starters, I'm sure not gonna use the bathroom.
- Leonard Rollins: Hi.
- Edward Stratton III: Leonard, what happened to you?
- Leonard Rollins: Well, Edward, good question. The answer is one of the following three things: A. This is the new Calvin Klein whipped cream suit, with matching balloon hat. Or B. I've just been baptized by the First Church of Balloon Fragments. Or C. Your son Ricky just dropped a whipped cream balloon on my head.
- Edward Stratton III: I have a hunch it was Ricky.
- Leonard Rollins: Good guess.