Maurice LaMarche credited as playing...
Eudora Welty • George C. Scott
- Smithers: Sir, the actors are here to audition for the part of you.
- Montgomery Burns: Excellent.
- [a policeman wheels Hannibal Lecter in]
- Hannibal Lecter: Excellent.
- [makes the infamous slurping sound]
- Montgomery Burns: Next.
- William Shatner: Exc-ell-ent.
- Montgomery Burns: Next.
- Homer: Exactly.
- [chuckles]
- Homer: D'oh!
- Montgomery Burns: [irritated] Next!
- Bumblebee Man: ¡Excellente!
- Sr. Spielbergo: Es muy bueno.
- Montgomery Burns: Oh, it's hopeless. I'll have to play myself.
- Marge: Well, it was a lovely festival. The best movie won, and Mr. Burns found there are some awards that can't be bought.
- Rainer Wolfcastle: ["Six months later"] And the Oscar goes to...
- Montgomery Burns: Oh, I've got to win this one! I bribed everyone in Hollywood.
- Rainer Wolfcastle: ...George C. Scott in "Man Getting Hit By Football".
- [everyone applauds; Burns steams. A screen shows George C. Scott getting hit in the groin by a football]
- George C. Scott: [doubling over] Aargh! My groin!
- [falls to the ground, moaning]