Dan Castellaneta credited as playing...
Homer Simpson • Krusty • Screamatorium Repair Man • Colonel Tex
- Chief Wiggum: Uh, I hate to interrupt your fun boys, but I got a few complaints that your game is crooked.
- Homer: [laughs] And how.
- Chief Wiggum: Gee, I'd hate to close you down. Maybe we can reach a little, uh, understanding here.
- [holds out his hand]
- Homer: [monotone] I understand.
- Bart: Um, hey, Dad, I... I think he wants...
- Homer: Not right now, Son. Daddy's talking to a policeman.
- Chief Wiggum: Uh, let me put it this way. I'm looking for my friend Bill.
- [glances down at the cash box]
- Chief Wiggum: Have you seen any Bills around here?
- Homer: No.
- [points to Bart]
- Homer: He's Bart.
- Chief Wiggum: [groans] Listen carefully, and watch me wink as I speak, okay?
- Homer: Okay.
- Chief Wiggum: The guy I'm really looking for, wink,
- [winks]
- Chief Wiggum: is Mr. Bribe, wink, wink.
- [winks twice]
- Homer: It's a ring toss game.
- Chief Wiggum: All right, that's it. I'm shutting this game down.
- Homer: You can't outsmart carnival folk. They're the cleverest folk in the world. Just look at the way they sucker regular folk with their crooked games.
- Rich Texan: Some say Hitler's skeleton is in the trunk; others say its just a spare tire. I'm a busy man, so I haven't checked.