Harry Shearer credited as playing...
Dr. Hibbert • Rainier Wolfcastle • Kent Brockman • Ned Flanders • Smithers • Lenny • Sanjay
- Lisa Simpson: What position have you got for me?
- [the kids gasps]
- Lisa Simpson: That's right. A girl who wants to play football. How about that?
- Ned Flanders: Well, thats super-duper, Lisa. We've already got four girls on the team.
- Lisa Simpson: You do?
- Ned Flanders: Uh huh. But we'd love to have you on board!
- Lisa Simpson: Well... football's not really my thing. After all... what kind of civilized person would play a game with the skin of an innocent pig?
- Ned Flanders: Well, actually, Lisa, these balls are synthetic!
- Janey Powell: And for every ball you buy, a dollar goes to Amnesty International!
- Lisa Simpson: [crying] I've gotta go!
- Todd Flanders: We don't have to play football, do we, Daddy?1
- Ned Flanders: Ho ho ho, you betcha. Team sports will keep you away from temptations like rock music and girls.
- Rod Flanders, Todd Flanders: Yay!
- Homer Simpson: [Cat Calling] Flaaaaanders! Flaaaaaaanders!
- Ned Flanders: [Agitated] What, what is it?
- Homer Simpson: Game's out there, ha ha ha made ya look!
- Ned Flanders: A little higher, Wendell.
- [another throw]
- Ned Flanders: A lot higher, Martin.
- [another throw]
- Ned Flanders: Ralph, that's a basketball...
- [next throw hits Flanders hard]
- Ned Flanders: OK! Nelson's our quarterback.
- Nelson Muntz: Thanks, four-eyes.
- Ned Flanders: Ralph, you'll be on special teams.
- Ralph Wiggum: I'm special!
- Ned Flanders: Good luck, Homer. No hard feelings!
- Homer Simpson: Not so easy to keep your mouth shut now, is it, Flanders?
- Ranier Wolfcastle: [to Uter] What's the matter? You can't do one sit-up?
- Uter: I loved your last movie, Mr. Wolfcastle.
- Ranier Wolfcastle: Quit stalling, fatty!
- Dr. Hibbert: Well, your cholesterol level is lethally high, Homer, but I'm more concerned about your gravy level.
- Homer Simpson: Now, wait a second. You doctors have been telling us to drink eight glasses of gravy a day!
- Dr. Hibbert: [laughs] Well, you're a little confused.
- Homer Simpson: Oh, confused, would we?