Hank Azaria credited as playing...
German Soldier • Zorro • Movie Credits Rapper • Snake • Moe Szyslak • Colonel • Apu Nahasapeemapetilon • Cletus • Farmer #1 • Chief Wiggum • Laramie's Exec #1 • Helicopter Pilot
- Homer: [Offering Tomacco] Try some, won't you?
- Chief Wiggum: Go ahead, Ralpie; the stranger is offering you a treat!
- Ralph: [Ralphie tries some, and spits it back out] Oh, Daddy! It tastes like Grandma!
- Chief Wiggum: [Tries some, and spits it out] Holy Moses! It DOES taste like Grandma!
- Ralph: I want more!
- Chief Wiggum: Yeah, me too!
- [Ralphie starts eating more]
- Chief Wiggum: Should we take a bushel or a peck, or - just give it to me!
- [Eats]
- Homer: [Chuckles]
- [Snake pushes past Marge as the moviegoers leave the cinema after "The Poke of Zorro"]
- Snake: Move it, Q-tip!
- Homer: Why, that little - he insulted your honor!
- [grabs a glove from a janitor's back pocket and approaches Snake as he lights a cigarette]
- Homer: Sir, I demand satisfaction!
- [slaps Snake across the face, knocking his cigarette out of his mouth]
- Snake: Are you crazy, dude?
- Homer: I challenge you to a duel!
- [slaps him again]
- Snake: [chuckling] The dude *is* crazy!
- Homer: [threatens to slap again] Will you duel, or are you a coward?
- Snake: Would a coward do this?
- [seemingly reaches for a gun]
- Snake: Bye!
- [runs away as the moviegoers cheer]
- Marge: [kissing Homer on the cheek] My hero!
- [Homer grabs a ketchup bottle from a concession stand and squirts it to form the shape of an "H" on Marge's dress]
- Homer: "H" is for Homer!
- Marge: [annoyed] Thanks, Homer.
- Farmer #1: Well, well. Look at the city slicker pulling up in his fancy German car.
- Homer: This car was made in Guatemala.
- Farmer #2: Well, pardon us, mister Gucci loafers.
- Homer: I bought these shoes from a hobo.
- Farmer #1: Well, lah-di-dah, mister Park Avenue manicure.
- Homer: I'm sorry, I believe in good grooming.
- Marge: Can I interest you in a mincemeat pie? They're very...
- Chief Wiggum: Does it have Tomacco in it?
- Marge: No, but I use only the...
- Chief Wiggum: Pass!