Dan Castellaneta credited as playing...
Vincent Price • Homer Simpson • Gil • Reporter • Delivery Man • Stage Manager
- Homer Simpson: Hey Apu. Sitting in the ice cream cooler, ay?
- Apu: By chilling my loins I increase the chances of impregnating my wife.
- Homer Simpson: Wah-ooh, too much informaaation. Thanks for the mental pictuuure. Why don't you tell us what you reeeally think.
- Apu: Would you stop spouting those hackneyed quips?
- Homer Simpson: Could you beeee any more...
- [pause]
- Homer Simpson: Hellooooo...
- [laughs]
- Homer Simpson: ... Look, just give me some ice cream.
- [Apu removes a tub]
- Homer Simpson: Um... how 'bout one *not* touching your ass.
- Homer Simpson: Eight kids?... Hmmm.
- [pause]
- Homer Simpson: I'm sterile, right baby doll?
- Marge Simpson: Yes dear, from the nuclear plant.
- Homer Simpson: Beautiful.
- [Manjula and Apu are in the hospital with newborns]
- Apu: How did we get eight?
- Manjula Nahasapeemapetilon: Apu, I must confess. When we were having trouble conceiving, I took fertility drugs.
- Apu: Wooh. I, too, am afraid I'm guilty of monkeying with nature. I slipped fertility drugs into your breakfast squishy.
- Hibbert: [Using a calculator] Mmm-hmm. Well that would only account for quintuplets. Did anyone *else* slip this woman fertility drugs?
- [Homer, Marge, and Bart raise their hands]
- Homer Simpson: Mine tasted like strawberry.
- [Homer pops one into his mouth]
- Homer Simpson: Ovulicious...