Jan Hooks credited as playing...
Manjula Nahasapeemapetilon
- Manjula Nahasapeemapetilon: Are you sure you want a child, Apu?
- Apu: You know, I do! I mean, there comes a time in a man's life when he asks himself, "who will float my corpse down the Ganges?"
- Manjula Nahasapeemapetilon: Oh Apu, take me now!
- [Apu turns out the bedroom light]
- Apu: Oh, Calcutta!
- [after Apu's wife Manjula gives birth to Octuplets. Apu has been awake all night trying to put them all to sleep, and has fallen asleep himself]
- Manjula: [Waking Apu up] Apu, it's 4:00 am, you're late for work.
- Apu: [Wakes Up] Oh, I just had the most beautiful dream where I died.
- Manjula: Oh, no you don't. Not 'til they're out of college.
- Apu: Listen, I'll die when I want to.
- [Manjula and Apu are in the hospital with newborns]
- Apu: How did we get eight?
- Manjula Nahasapeemapetilon: Apu, I must confess. When we were having trouble conceiving, I took fertility drugs.
- Apu: Wooh. I, too, am afraid I'm guilty of monkeying with nature. I slipped fertility drugs into your breakfast squishy.
- Hibbert: [Using a calculator] Mmm-hmm. Well that would only account for quintuplets. Did anyone *else* slip this woman fertility drugs?
- [Homer, Marge, and Bart raise their hands]
- Homer Simpson: Mine tasted like strawberry.
- [Homer pops one into his mouth]
- Homer Simpson: Ovulicious...