Marcia Wallace credited as playing...
Edna Krabappel
- Mrs. Krabappel: Huh! Bart - are those liquire bottles?
- Bart: Brought enough for everybody.
- Mrs. Krabappel: Take those to the teacher's lounge. You can have what's left at the end of the day.
- [as he enters the now popular Moe's Tavern, Homer accidentally bumps into Mrs. Krabappel's butt. He then looks at her and notices she has a heavy make-up and that she wears a bikini top]
- Mrs. Krabappel: Hiya, scrumptious. Do you want to ignite my drink?
- Homer Simpson: You're my kid's teacher!
- Mrs. Krabappel: Single parent, are we?
- Homer Simpson: No!
- Mrs. Krabappel: [hugs his back with one hand and suggestively touches his belly and then his chin with the other one] Well, let's pretend you are...
- Homer Simpson: Get away from me.
- [shoves her away and walks away from her]
- [Mrs. Krabappel lies down on the bed in Aerosmith's trailer]
- Joey Kramer: Mrs. Krabappel, I really need my drumsticks.
- Mrs. Krabappel: [lasciviously plays with the drumsticks and then talks with a passionate voice] Come and get 'em...
- [puts one of them in her mouth]