Jose Canseco credited as playing...
Jose Canseco
- [Mr. Burns hired a hypnotist to make the plant softball team win]
- Hypnotist: You are all very good players.
- Homer Simpson, Lenny, Charlie, Ozzie Smith, Wade Boggs, Mike Scioscia, Jose Canseco, Darryl Strawberry: [chanting in unison] We are all very good players.
- Hypnotist: You will beat Shelbyville.
- Homer Simpson, Lenny, Charlie, Ozzie Smith, Wade Boggs, Mike Scioscia, Jose Canseco, Darryl Strawberry: [chanting in unison] We will beat Shelbyville.
- Hypnotist: You will give one hundred and ten percent.
- Homer Simpson, Lenny, Charlie, Ozzie Smith, Wade Boggs, Mike Scioscia, Jose Canseco, Darryl Strawberry: [chanting in unison] That's impossible. No one can give more than one hundred percent. By definition, that is the most anyone can give.
- Jose Canseco: So I'll get $50,000 to play one game?
- Waylon Smithers: That's right, Mr. Canseco.
- Jose Canseco: Well, it's a pay cut, but what the hey.