Parents guide

-Sherri & Terri kiss Bart simultaneously, but it's only to make him scream.

-Mrs. Krabappel talks about a boy who stuck his arm out of the bus window and got it ripped off by an oncoming truck.

-Homer crashes into a radioactive pipe.

-After receiving a prank call, Moe says he will slice the culprit's heart in half.

-The Simpsons are almost hit by a semi.

-Homer takes a giant leap off of a skyscraper, by accident. He is caught by the crowd at his rally.

Mild profanities: 1 "damn", 1 "whatever the hell"

Bart's prank phone call is "I.P. Freely" (I pee freely)

Alcohol

-Homer tries to drink his depression away at Moe's Bar.

-Homer sees a beer commercial and says that beer will solve his problems.

Smoking

-A artist's conception of a criminal features the criminal smoking a tiny cigarette.

Moe threatens to cut someone's heart out.

-A boy on a schoolbus is about to throw up. He does in the end.

-Homer attempts suicide by dragging a boulder to a bridge, supposedly to drown in the ocean.

-The Simpsons are almost run over, but Homer saves them.