Tom Petty credited as playing...
Tom Petty
- Marge: That was great, Homie.
- Homer: What the hell are you doing here?
- Mick Jagger: Camp is over, Homer.
- Homer: It's been a week already?
- Marge: I'm glad you had fun, but it's time to come home.
- Tom Petty: Your mother's right, Homer.
- [Marge scowls]
- Tom Petty: Gotta get back to the real world.
- Mick Jagger: Yeah, we've all gotta get home. My lawn's not gonna mow itself.
- Keith Richards: And I've gotta put up the storm windows. Winter's coming.
- Homer: Wait. Don't go. I wanna keep on rocking.
- [to his fellow campers]
- Homer: Come on, guys. A-one, a-two...
- Elvis Costello: [pulling up on his motorcycle] I'll take that.
- Homer: [Elvis takes his guitar and leaves] No!
- Elvis Costello: [coming back] It came with a pick.
- Tom Petty: Lyrics are the hardest part of songwriting. But when you come up with something meaningful and heartfelt...
- Homer: Boring!
- Tom Petty: Will you stop saying that?
- Homer: But rock stars are supposed to be about drinking and getting drunk and boozing it up.
- Apu Nahasapeemapetilon: And girls that have legs and know how to use them.
- Otto: A-And why I can't drive 55.
- Tom Petty: You just want mindless generic rock?
- Homer: Precisely.
- Keith Richards: [as Homer improvises a rock song] What's all this, then?
- Tom Petty: He's stealing the show from us.
- Mick Jagger: Not on my shift.
- [it's revealed he's on top of the Satan head prop]
- Mick Jagger: Let's rock and roll.
- Mick Jagger: There's no excuse for our horrible behavior tonight, Homer.
- Elvis Costello: We acted like a bunch of angry young men.
- Lenny Kravitz: Yeah, rock 'n' roll is supposed to be about peace and love.
- Brian Setzer: I hope you won't judge the entire Brian Setzer Orchestra by my actions.
- Tom Petty: [with his foot bandaged] What we're trying to say, Homer, is we're sorry. By the way, I don't suppose any of you have seen my, um...
- Lisa: No. Sorry.
- Homer: Evening, fellow rockers.
- Elvis Costello: There you are. We thought we were gonna have to go on without you.
- Homer: I'm ready. Just give me a guitar. How many solos should I do? Four?
- [blank stares]
- Homer: I'll do four.
- Tom Petty: Uh, Homer, you didn't think you were gonna be playing with...
- Homer: [gasping] My official tour jacket! Lookit...
- [seeing "honorary roadie" on the back]
- Homer: Wait. You misspelled "guitar hero".
- Mick Jagger: Look, sorry if there's been a misunderstanding, Homer. We really just need you to tap the mics and say "Test. Test."
- Homer: Can't you do it?
- [as Keith opens his mouth in shock, his cigarette falls out, and Mick folds his arms over his chest]
- Homer: [sadly] Oh. Okay. So I'll, uh... okay.