Nancy Cartwright credited as playing...
Bart Simpson
- [after watching the bizarre "Mr. Sparkle" Japanese commercial]
- Homer Simpson: [distraught] That didn't explain anything. All I know is that they stole my face and used it for their stupid logo. There's no other explanation.
- Lisa Simpson: Wait, look!
- Announcer: [on TV] Mr. Sparkle. A joint venture of Matsumura Fishworks and Tamaribuchi Heavy Manufacturing Concern.
- [a smiling fish logo appears on the left half of the screen and a light bulb logo appears on the right half. The two logos merge to form the Mr. Sparkle logo]
- Lisa Simpson: Hey! It was all a coincidence.
- Bart Simpson: [to Homer] Yep. There's your answer, fishbulb.
- Homer Simpson: [tired] Well, it was a good ride while it lasted. Come on kids, let's go home.
- Bart Simpson: We ARE home.
- Homer Simpson: [slouching onto the couch] That was fast.