Dan Castellaneta: Homer Simpson • Grampa Simpson • Toy Story Employee • ...
Lisa vs. Malibu Stacy
The Simpsons
Dan Castellaneta credited as playing...
Homer Simpson • Grampa Simpson • Toy Story Employee • Leroy • Man in Drive-Through • Boy with Frisbee • Squeaky-Voiced Teen • Krusty the Clown
- Krusty the Clown: [while recording talking doll voices] One. Hey hey, kids, I'm talking Krusty. Two. Hey hey, kids. Here comes Slideshow Mel, I mean, Sideshow Mel. Four.
- [laughs]
- Krusty the Clown: Bada bing, bada boom. I'm done. Learn from the professionals, kid.
- [leaves]
- Technician: Uh... we're ready to roll, Krusty. Krusty?
- Lisa: It's awful being a kid; no one listens to you.
- Grampa Simpson: It's rotten being old; no one listens to ya!
- Homer Simpson: I'm a white male, age 18 to 49. Everyone listens to me-no matter how dumb my suggestions are.
- Can Of Nuts: Nuts and gum: together at last!
- Lisa: They cannot keep making dolls like this! Something has to be done!
- Marge: [after a long pause] Lisa, ordinarily I'd say you should stand up for what you believe in. But you've been doing that an awful lot lately!
- Bart Simpson: Yeah! You made us march in that gay rights parade!
- Homer Simpson: And we can't watch Fox because they own those chemical weapons factories in Syria.
- [while making the doll for Lisa]
- Lisa: Don't forget to get my mom's hair just right.
- Stacy Lavelle: I think we'll use someone else for the hair.
- Lisa: [pointing to her head] How about me?
- Stacy Lavelle: Well...
- Bart Simpson: [pointing to his head] How about me?
- Stacy Lavelle: Oh...
- Homer Simpson: [pointing to his head] How about me?
- Stacy Lavelle: YOU ALL HAVE HIDEOUS HAIR!
- [everyone gasps]
- Stacy Lavelle: I mean from a design point of view.
- [everyone approves in agreement]