Harry Shearer credited as playing...
Dr. Hibbert • Jasper • Security Guard • Buzz Cola Commercial • Waylon Smithers • Mr. Burns • Krusty Burger Customer • Recording Studio Technician • Head of Malibu Stacy Division • Kent Brockman
- Krusty the Clown: [while recording talking doll voices] One. Hey hey, kids, I'm talking Krusty. Two. Hey hey, kids. Here comes Slideshow Mel, I mean, Sideshow Mel. Four.
- [laughs]
- Krusty the Clown: Bada bing, bada boom. I'm done. Learn from the professionals, kid.
- [leaves]
- Technician: Uh... we're ready to roll, Krusty. Krusty?
- Montgomery Burns: [Shirtless, as Smithers's screen saver] Hello, Smithers. You're quite good at turning me on.
- Waylon Smithers: [to Lisa] Um... you probably should ignore that.
- Lisa: Don't you see what's wrong with what Malibu Stacy says?
- Celeste: There's something wrong with what my Stacy says.
- [the girl pulls the string to reveal Spider-Man's voice]
- Malibu Stacy Voice: My Spidey Sense is tingling. Anybody call for a web-slinger?