Nancy Cartwright credited as playing...
Bart Simpson • Woman in Diner #3
- [Homer needs to leave the house in a hurry]
- Bart: Absolutely, Homer. We don't need a babysitter.
- Homer: Wait a second...
- [He takes a card out of his pocket and reads it: "Always Do Opposite Of What Bart Says"]
- Homer: Huh. You kids DO need a babysitter!
- Bart: Blast that infernal card!
- [he suddenly gets an idea]
- Bart: *Don't* give that card to me.
- Homer: [about to hand it to him] Here you go-NO!
- Bart: Hey, it's morning and Mom and Dad aren't home.
- Lisa Simpson: Don't worry. Mr. Hutz is still here to take care of us.
- [nudges Lionel Hutz, who gasps and pulls out a knife]
- Lionel Hutz: DON'T TOUCH MY STUFF!
- [realizes where he is, and chuckles nervously]
- Lionel Hutz: Hey, this isn't the YMCA.