Phil Hartman credited as playing...
Lionel Hutz • Troy McClure
- Lionel Hutz: Mr. Simpson, I was just going through your garbage and I couldn't help overhearing that you need a babysitter! Of course, being a highly-skilled attorney, my fee is $175 an hour.
- Homer: We pay $8 for the night, and you can take two popsicles out of the freezer.
- Lionel Hutz: Three.
- Homer: Two.
- Lionel Hutz: Okay, two. And I get to keep this old birdcage!
- Homer: Done!
- Lionel Hutz: [straightens his tie] Still got it!
- Bart: Hey, it's morning and Mom and Dad aren't home.
- Lisa Simpson: Don't worry. Mr. Hutz is still here to take care of us.
- [nudges Lionel Hutz, who gasps and pulls out a knife]
- Lionel Hutz: DON'T TOUCH MY STUFF!
- [realizes where he is, and chuckles nervously]
- Lionel Hutz: Hey, this isn't the YMCA.
- Lisa Simpson: Mr. Hutz, why are you burning all of your personal papers?
- Lionel Hutz: As of this moment, Lionel Hutz no longer exists. Say hello to Miguel Sanchez!