Chris Kirkpatrick credited as playing...
Chris Kirkpatrick
- Nelson: I can't sing without dancing.
- J.C. Chasez, Justin Timberlake, Lance Bass, Joey Fatone, Chris Kirkpatrick: Fine. Thrust, spin, turn, pivot, pout, jiggy, jiggy, robot, dosido, and close with a Matrix.
- Nelson: Nobody pouts going into a jiggy.
- Milhouse: Yeah, that's stupid.
- Ralph: I want to twirl.
- Justin Timberlake: You know, we've had a lot of fun tonight at the expense of the U.S. Navy.
- James Lance Bass: But they're out there every day protecting us from Godzilla.
- J.C. Chasez: And don't forget pirates.
- Chris Kirkpatrick: And jellyfish.
- James Lance Bass: Those whack invertebrates will sting you, old school!
- Justin Timberlake: So check out the Navy for a two or a four-year hitch.
- James Lance Bass: We signed J.C. up yesterday.
- J.C. Chasez: What?
- [two shore policeman drag him away]
- J.C. Chasez: No-o-o!
- Nelson Muntz: What brings you to Springfield?
- J.C. Chasez: We saw your band formation notice in the paper.
- Bart Simpson: Really? You saw our BFN?
- Justin Timberlake: I can't believe I'm meeting Milhouse. Word.
- [they high-five]
- Chris Kirkpatrick: So, anyway, we brought you this wicked gift basket.
- J.C. Chasez: Stubble glitter, a crowd taser...
- Bart Simpson: Crowd taser?
- J.C. Chasez: Yeah, it's perfect for getting through the fans to your limousine.
- Joey Fatone: [getting zapped by Justin] Yo!
- Lance Bass: [his watch beeps] Dudes, we gotta go. Our clothes are getting a little out of date.