Johnny Ramone credited as playing...
Johnny Ramone
- Smithers: Here are several fine young men who I'm sure are going to go far. Ladies and gentlemen, the Ramones.
- Mr. Burns: Ah, these minstrels will soothe my jangled nerves.
- Joey Ramone: I'd just like to say this gig sucks!
- Johnny Ramone: Hey, up yours, Springfield!
- Joey Ramone: One, two, three, four!
- [the Ramones start playing a tune and singing "Happy Birthday"]
- Joey Ramone: Happy birthday to you!
- Johnny Ramone, Christopher Ward: Happy birthday!
- Joey Ramone: Happy birthday to you!
- Johnny Ramone, Christopher Ward: Happy birthday!
- Joey Ramone: Happy birthday, Burnsey! Happy birthday...
- Joey Ramone, Johnny Ramone, Christopher Ward: ...to you!
- Christopher Ward: Go to hell, you old bastard!
- Marky Ramone: Hey, I think they liked us.
- Mr. Burns: Have the Rolling Stones killed.
- Smithers: But sir, those aren't the...
- Mr. Burns: Do as I say!