Harry Shearer credited as playing...
Dr. J. Loren Pryor • Jazz Musician • Eddie • Act Two Announcer • Principal Skinner
- Principal Skinner: How would you like to be a hall monitor?
- Bart Simpson: Wouldn't that mean squealing on other kids?
- Principal Skinner: That's the meat of it.
- Bart Simpson: Hmm...
- [in Bart's daydream, he is testifying in a murder trial, his face and voice electronically disguised]
- Prosecutor: Now, Witness X would you please tell the court what you saw?
- Bart's Electronically Altered Voice: I'd be more than happy to. I saw Mr. Montone there seal Mr. Palaccio in an oil drum and roll him off the pier.
- Mr. Montone: [pulls a knife] I kill you!
- [he lunges toward the witness stand and grabs Bart]
- Bart's Electronically Altered Voice: Ay, caramba!
- [back in reality]
- Bart Simpson: ...I don't know.
- Mr. Flascock: This is a great day for me! I thought I could never teach again.
- Principal Skinner: Oh, times have changed. There will be no more mockery of your name, Mr. Flascock.