Homer Simpson / Barney Gumble / KBBL Guy / Half-Bald Worker (voice)
Marge Simpson (voice)
Bart Simpson / Bubbles (voice)
Lisa Simpson (voice)
Dr. Marvin Monroe / Marge's Demons / News Reporter #1 (voice)
Lucille Botzcowski / America's Most Armed and Dangerous Phone Caller (voice)
Moe Szyslak / Bill Pye / Maitre D' (voice)
America's Most Armed and Dangerous Presenter (voice)
Rubber Baby Buggy Bumper Babysitting Service Receptionist / Happy Little Elf (voice)
Howard the Florist / News Reporter #2 (voice)