Harry Shearer credited as playing...
Montgomery Burns • Waylon Smithers • Lenny • Security Man #1 • Dr. Marvin Monroe • $50,000 Home Video Host • Scratchy • Floyd • Wrongly Committed Hotline Voice • Dave • Otto • Dr. Hibbert • Marty • Kent Brockman
- Montgomery Burns: [watches the security camera and encounters Homer wearing a pink shirt] Wait a minute. Go back. Zoom in. Why is that man in pink?
- Waylon Smithers: Oh, that's Homer Simpson, sir; he's one of your boobs from Section 7-G.
- Montgomery Burns: Simpson, eh? Well, judging by his outlandish attire, he's some sort of free-thinking anarchist.
- Waylon Smithers: I'll call security, sir.
- Montgomery Burns: Excellent. Yes, these colored monitors have already paid for themselves.
- [after Homer handed his mental health questionnaire to Mr. Burns and Smithers]
- Homer: So did I pass?
- Montgomery Burns: [laughing] No.
- Homer: [security guards grabbed Homer] Bart!
- Waylon Smithers: Careful, men. He wets his pants.
- Dave: Okay so I was working an insurance company right
- [sniffles]
- Dave: youngest VP in the history of the firm, okay the job was my life
- [sniffles]
- Dave: then one Monday morning
- [clears throat]
- Dave: I got up I couldn't leave the house, I just couldn't
- Homer: Was the door locked?
- Dave: No, I just couldn't face what was out there
- Homer: Was it raining?
- Nurse: No Homer, Dave suffers from agoraphobia: a fear of open areas and crowds, please Dave go on
- Dave: Thank you, anyway that day I, I just couldn't make that long drive to work
- Homer: Were you out of gas?
- [the nurse glares angrily at Homer]
- Homer: [turns toward Dave] Pfft baby!