Werner Klemperer credited as playing...
Homer's Guardian Angel as Colonel Klink
- Homer: [Homer gets knocked out and his spirit is pulled out of his body by another spirit] Who are you?
- Homer's Guardian Angel as Isaac Newton: Homer, I'm your guardian angel. I've assumed the form of someone you'd recognize and revere: Sir Isaac Newton.
- Homer: Sir Isa-who?
- Homer's Guardian Angel as Isaac Newton: [Transforming himself] Oh, very well.
- Homer: [gasps] Colonel Klink! Did you ever get my letters?
- Homer's Guardian Angel as Colonel Klink: I'm not actually Colonel Klink, I'm just assuming his form.
- Homer: Hee, hee, hee! Did you know Hogan had tunnels all over your camp?
- Homer's Guardian Angel as Colonel Klink: Homer-r-r! That's not why I'm here.
- Homer's Guardian Angel as Colonel Klink: My job is to show you how miserable life would be if you married Mindy instead of Marge.
- Homer: [Flying over a mansion] Ooh! I would live in a big mansion?
- Mindy Simmons: [Homer and Mindy play tennis while Jeeves looks on] I'm so happy, darling.
- Homer: I, as well. Are you happy, Jeeves?
- Jeeves: M'yes sir, quite.
- Homer: Then we're all happy!
- Homer's Guardian Angel as Colonel Klink: Let's get out of here.
- Homer's Guardian Angel as Colonel Klink: [Flying over the White House] Sure, life is good for you. But what about Marge?
- Homer: [gasps] Marge lives here?
- White House Assistant: Madam President, your approval rating is soaring.
- Marge Simpson: Hmm...
- Homer's Guardian Angel as Colonel Klink: [Homer wakes up back in his body] This dream is over.
- Lionel Hutz: Hey, you! Get out of my office!
- Waylon Smithers: Simpson, Simmons. You two have been chosen to represent us at the national energy convention. Congratulations! You'll be spending two nights together in glamorous Capital City.
- Mindy Simmons: Wow, Capital City! The Windy Apple!
- Waylon Smithers: Come on, I'll get you the tickets.
- Homer: Oh, this is the worst crisis my marriage has ever faced! Colonel Klink, why have you forsaken me?
- Homer's Guardian Angel as Colonel Klink: [Klink materializes] What is it? You have a question?
- Homer: Heh heh. Did you know Kinch had a radio in the coffee pot?
- Homer's Guardian Angel as Colonel Klink: [Surprised] He did? Mmm!