Jane Kaczmarek credited as playing...
Judge Constance Harm
- Judge Constance Harm: Grand theft auto?
- Bart Simpson: It was an accident, ma'am.
- Judge Constance Harm: Don't spit on my cupcake and tell me its frosting.
- Homer Simpson: What did she say about cupcakes?
- Judge Constance Harm: Agh! That quilt was made by my Grandmother.
- Homer Simpson: So... it cost you nothin'.
- Judge Constance Harm: According to this, your father was driving you to school. Then where was he when you stole the police car?
- Homer Simpson: Uh, your Honor, I was chasing the KBBL Party Penguin Prize Patrol.
- Judge Constance Harm: You abandoned your son to win forty dollars?
- Homer Simpson: And a Blue Oyster Cult medallion.
- [Holds it up and admires it]
- Homer Simpson: Cool.
- Judge Constance Harm: And that was more important than keeping your son out of trouble?
- Homer Simpson: Your Honor, if may sing a little bit of, "Don't Fear the Reaper," I think you'll agree...
- Judge Constance Harm: I'm familiar with BOC. But you have got a boy here who is crying out for adult supervision.
- Homer Simpson: I couldn't agree more. Perhaps some sort of court-appointed babysitter or au pair.
- Judge Constance Harm: Sorry, bub, that crow won't caw.
- Homer Simpson: It won't!
- Judge Constance Harm: I hereby order you to be tethered to your son.
- Homer Simpson: Tethered!
- Judge Constance Harm: Tethered. Report to room five.
- Homer Simpson: Room five!