Russi Taylor credited as playing...
Martin Prince
- Milhouse Van Houten: Man, if we had eye power like those kids in that movie, we could read the adults' minds and tell their secrets and make them pitchfork each other and junk!
- [laughs]
- Lisa Simpson: Wait! We don't need supernatural powers. We already know their secrets.
- Bart: She's right! Homer's done a ton of crap that never made the papers.
- Martin Prince: My mom shoplifts all the time. Stuff she doesn't even need.
- Nelson Muntz: My dad gets in car accidents on purpose.
- Lisa Simpson: [as she writes down everyone's ideas on a notepad] Great! This is all gold.
- Milhouse Van Houten: We gotta spread this stuff around. Let's put it on the Internet!
- Lisa Simpson: No! We have to reach people whose opinions actually matter! And I think I know how.