David Norona credited as playing...
Guidance Counselor
- Gary Deitman: So why did you drop jazz vocals?
- Claire Fisher: Because the music teacher was a crackhead.
- Gary Deitman: I'm serious, Claire.
- Claire Fisher: So am I. He got busted and fired and then jazz vocals was discontinued. Do your homework.
- Gary Deitman: What happened with the, ah, literary magazine?
- Claire Fisher: Censorship. I wrote this totally, like harmless, cartoon story about this girl who can make people's heads explode and, apparently it was too disturbing to publish.
- Gary Deitman: Dating anyone?
- Claire Fisher: Dating? You mean, like getting drunk and screwing?
- Gary Deitman: If that's what it is.
- Claire Fisher: Yeah, that's what it is. No, I'm not.