Lauren Ambrose credited as playing...
Claire Fisher
- Claire Fisher: I wish I was gay.
- David Fisher: Ohh, no.
- Claire Fisher: Well, then I wouldn't have to deal with unfamiliar sex organs!
- David Fisher: They're all unfamiliar unless they're yours.
- David Fisher: I have to get control of myself.
- Claire Fisher: No, David, if you were any more controlled, you'd be a sculpture. You know what? Last night I had a humiliating homosexual experience of my own.
- David Fisher: Seriously? What happened?
- Claire Fisher: Not much. I never even went down on her.
- David Fisher: You can stop there.