Erica Durance credited as playing...
Lois Lane
- Lois Lane: I'm glad you made the team, Clark, but why be a conformist? At least with the whole farm boy plaid thing, as lame as it is, it completely belongs to you.
- Clark Kent: In the future, let's restrict our conversations to "hello" and "goodbye."
- [Clark is making out with Mandy so Lois can steal her purse]
- Mandy: You're so strong.
- Clark Kent: [hesitates] You're so beautiful.
- Lois Lane: [whispers] I'm so grossed out.
- Clark Kent: Chloe, you okay?
- Chloe Sullivan: Yeah. Fine.
- Mandy: I can't believe you, Clark.
- Lois Lane: Oh, please. Do you know how pathetic it is that you had to resort to chemicals to control your boyfriend?
- Mandy: I'm sick of being a distant second to a football.
- Lois Lane: So you create a bunch of psycho nutjobs?
- [to Chloe]
- Lois Lane: No offense.
- Chloe Sullivan: None taken.
- Clark Kent: What, uh... what took you so long?
- Chloe Sullivan: [covering] Oh, she was attacked by a, um... crazy... plumber.
- Lois Lane: Yeah.
- Clark Kent: Look, the cheerleaders are spiking the water cooler at practice. That's why Chloe and the players are acting so weird.
- Lois Lane: Nice work, Smallville. You want to know what they're using?
- Clark Kent: You actually did some investigative reporting?
- Lois Lane: My cousin goes Martha Stewart without the jail time? Yeah, suddenly the power of the press interests me.