John Ventimiglia credited as playing...
Artie Bucco
- Artie Bucco: [referring to their daughter's soccer coach after they win a game] What did I tell you? He's a beautiful, brilliant genius
- Tony Soprano: [jokingly] What're you in love with him or what?
- Artie Bucco: [jokingly] Frankly yes, if he steers Chiara through the college scholarships, I'll blow the guy in midfield
- Tony Soprano: Oh, you will? How's chef with the dimples?
- Artie Bucco: You gotta come sample the salad bar: we got a special chemical brightener, it keeps the lettuce crisp
- Tony Soprano: Oh, nice
- Artie Bucco: Oh, yeah, it's beautiful
- Tony Soprano: [changing the subject] The offer's still there, you wanna make a little money, you put some out on the street, at two points, we split the interest?