Tony Sirico credited as playing...
Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri
- Christopher Moltisanti: I'm going to hell, T.
- Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: You're not going anywheres but home.
- Christopher Moltisanti: I crossed over to the other side.
- Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: You what?
- Christopher Moltisanti: I saw the tunnel. And the white light. I saw my father in hell.
- Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri: Get the fuck outta here!
- Christopher Moltisanti: And the bouncer said that I'd be there, too, when my time comes.
- Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri: What bouncer?
- Christopher Moltisanti: The Emerald Piper. That's our hell. It's an Irish bar where it's St. Patrick's Day every day forever.
- Doctor: [giving them an update on Christopher's status after he was shot by Matthew and Sean] Mr. Moltisanti suffered cardiac and respiratory arrest: due to internal bleeding. He was resuscitated, the bleeding was brought under control and his now in stable condition
- Hesh Rabkin: What was the duration of the arrest?
- Doctor: about a minute
- Hesh Rabkin: Is he still intubated?
- Doctor: Well, their removing the ventilator as we speak
- Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri: What the fuck you two talkin about?
- Doctor: [simplifying Christopher's status for them] The worse is over but he was clinically dead for a minute
- Adriana La Cerva: Doctor, can I go in and see him?
- Doctor: No, his going to be in post-op for four or five hours and then his asked to speak to Mr. Gualtieri
- Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri: [surprised] me?
- Doctor: He asked twice for you and Mr. Soprano
- Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri: [Questioning Christopher about his near-death experience, where Christopher thought he went to hell] Was it hot?
- Christopher Moltisanti: Yeah... I don't know. What the fuck?
- Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri: The heat would've been the first thing you noticed. Hell is hot! That's never been disputed by anybody. You didn't go to hell; you went to purgatory, my friend!
- Christopher Moltisanti: [while lying in a hospital bed and telling Tony and Paulie what he saw during his near-death experience] Mikey Palmice and Brendan Filone were there too: they were friends
- Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri: Those two guys hated each other
- Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: Christopher, you gotta relax, ok? You just need some rest
- Christopher Moltisanti: Their friends now, they were playing dice with two Roman soldiers and a bunch of the Irish guys
- Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri: It doesn't make sense
- Christopher Moltisanti: and the Irish, they were winning every roll and then Mikey gave me a message for both of you:
- Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: A message?
- Christopher Moltisanti: Yeah, he said tell Tony and Paulie three o'clock
- Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri: [confused] Three o'clock?
- Christopher Moltisanti: [while pressing the button for the morphine dispenser] This fuckin morphine drip, I don't think it's working, I don't feel a fuckin thing
- Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: You gotta be careful with that
- Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri: That was all he said?
- Christopher Moltisanti: Who?
- Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri: Mikey, three o'clock?
- Christopher Moltisanti: Yeah
- Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri: What was he wearing?
- Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: [to Paulie, referring to Christopher] Come on let's go, he needs his rest
- Christopher Moltisanti: He had on a gangster suit: pinstripe, old fashion style
- Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: [to Christopher, eventually kissing him on the forehead] That was a dream... forget about it, ok? We're gonna take you home soon
- Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri: when I made my appointment, I gave the name "Ted Yules"
- Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: [referring to the psychic] did you call him from your house?
- Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri: I'm not a moron T. I know this might be a scam, so I called him from a Pathmark: there's no denying it, I'm dragging a bunch of ghouls around with me, Mikey's their fuckin ringleader
- Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: think about it, you've whacked a bunch of heavy hitters in your time, you think they'll all gonna join together and follow that prick Mikey?
- Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri: [referring to Christopher] how can you just sit there? He warned you about three o'clock too
- Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: I don't believe any of this shit: it doesn't mean a fuckin thing to me
- Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri: I was ready to write the whole thing off until he mentioned Sonny Pagano but that... I don't know. I did this guy over thirty years ago, how the fuck did he know about that?
- Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: does he know where Matthew Bevilaqua, is huh? Did you ask the fuckin ghostbuster that? Because we're breakin our ass trying to find this kid and you're up there fuckin around in Nyack
- Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri: he deals only with the dead
- Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: you eat steak?
- Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri: [confused] fuck you talkin about?
- Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: if you were in India, you would go to hell for that
- Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri: I'm not in India, what'd do I give a fuck?
- Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: that's what I'm trying to tell you: none of this shit means a God damn thing