Robert Iler credited as playing...
A.J. Soprano
- Carmela Soprano: [during family dinner, to Tony] while you were sleeping, we found out Hunter Scangarelo got into Reed College
- Meadow Soprano: [to her mother, irritated] can't you be happy for Hunter? Reed was her first choice: she'd die if she didn't get in. Why do you always think everything has something to do with me?
- A.J. Soprano: because you didn't get in anywhere
- Carmela Soprano: [after chastising AJ for insulting his sister] nobody has heard anything for months: Hunter took early acceptance so she found out early, what that means is she could only apply to that one college. Your sister, on the other hand, gave herself a lot of options such as Bowdoin, Holy Cross, Georgetown...
- Meadow Soprano: you know Georgetown is a total reach for me
- Carmela Soprano: oh, please they'd be crazy not to want you
- Meadow Soprano: if I can in there, I can probably get into Berkeley?
- Tony Soprano: over my dead body
- Meadow Soprano: there are more Nobel Prize winners in the San Francisco Bay area than any other area on the planet
- Tony Soprano: Nobel Prize for what? Packing Fudge? Look, you know you can go anywhere you want to go to college but I'll tell you where I'm not gonna pay for, and that's Berkeley
- A.J. Soprano: I want to go to Harvard or West Point
- Tony Soprano: well, you might get to see them on television but that's about it: you wanna go to college like those, you gotta crack the books